Sunday, June 23, 2013

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Makeup DON'TS!!!!!

 


 
 
 
What better to do on this lovely Sunday morning? 

Lately I've seen a couple makeup pet peeve videos on YouTube and I thought it would be fun to do my own version!  This was done for laughs, so don't be offended if any apply to you!

I had a little epiphany this morning while applying this gorgeous masterpiece... about 90% of my makeup "don'ts" were/are trends taken to the extreme -- i.e. full brows, Kim K under eye highlight, etc.

Please disregard my messy hair... I didn't think it was necessary to style it with a face full of makeup like that!  Anywho, I hope you enjoy!!


1. Foundation that is too dark -- Need I elaborate?

2. Using bronzer all over your face -- Sorry Jersey girls!

3. Concealer that is too light on blemishes --  This will only highlight the problem. Try using a shade the same color or slightly darker than your skin.

4. An extremely light concealer under your eyes (Kim Kardashian highlight) -- Even when done correctly I'm not a fan of this. I think in ten years people will look back and say, "What was I thinking?!"

5. Unblended, overly dramatic contouring. -- Leave crazy contouring up to drag queens.

6. Blush applied only to the "apples" of your cheeks -- Unless you plan on frequenting children's birthday parties.

7. Drawing on a fake mole -- Your only excuse would be dressing up as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween, otherwise please avoid this at all costs!

8. Very uneven eyebrows -- eyebrows are never completely symmetrical in nature, but at least attempt to make them look like they belong on the same human.

9. "Scouse brows" -- This is a term used in the UK, but basically it means crazy overdrawn eyebrows.

10. Overly arched/extended brows -- put down the eyebrow pencil... and walk away slowly...

11. Liquid liner on the bottom lash line -- I can't imagine what would make someone think that this looks nice, but I'm here to tell you that it doesn't!

12. Eye liner applied ONLY to the bottom lash line -- this is typically a middle schooler rookie mistake, but it looks horrid at any age.

13. Haphazardly applied false lashes -- unless you're going for a "I just smoked crack" kind of look.

14. False bottom lashes -- leave this up to editorial photo shoots, I beg you! 

15. Overly frosty brow bone highlight -- this looks like something straight out of the 80's, and NOT in a good way!

16. Bright, unblended, heinous, two toned eyeshadow -- another trend that has gone to the dark side...

17. Eyeshadow fallout --  this is what man created makeup wipes for!

18. Concealer lips -- this is NEVER a good look... EVER!

19. Brown lip liner -- the 90's called and they want their lip liner back!

20. Making the duckface -- I know this isn't makeup, but it needs to stop asap!





What are your makeup pet peeves?

17 comments:

  1. Haha, that's awful. I know a few people who think their makeup looks nice like that unfortunately.
    xx
    http://www.lipglossandlattes.com

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    1. And there's no easy way to tell someone their makeup looks... well... awful!

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  2. Haha i love this post! So funny. I hate all of the above but the worst has to be concealer lips!!

    Beautiesunlocked.blogspot.co.uk

    Lx

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    1. Lol, concealer lips or liquid liner on the bottom lashes are the worst to me!

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  3. Ha! This was a scary first post of yours to read :D Love it tho, you're right, so many people do so many of these!

    Now following :)

    Georgina
    Makeup-Pixi3

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    1. Oh dear, LOL!! Hopefully you took a look around and saw what my typical posts look like :)

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  4. Hahaha. I HATE super light concealer under the eyes too. My mother asked for me to pick out a light concealer so she could "look like Dr. Phil's wife" and I was just like NOOOOOOOOOOO!.

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  5. This post cracked me up, ha!

    I'm with you on the light concealer and the frosty brow bone highlight, why can't peeps just use a light, matte shadow? I use Benefits Eye Bright on mine, it's incredibly subtle but lifts up the area.

    Halima

    xx

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    1. Totally agree!!! I use a matte highlight a good 95% of the time... frosty ones just look so dated to me! My current fave is MAC Blanc Type.

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  6. Ha this post made me giggle! I see so many girls on nights out looking like this and I'm just like "what are they thinking?!". Lovely blog, I've just followed you on GFC and Bloglovin x

    The Beauty Drawer | UK Beauty & Fashion Blog

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  7. This is so funny! Great post!

    Maddy @ www.BeautyBanterBlog.com

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  8. This is such a hilarious post! You have a lovely blog here and as such I shall follow you on GFC and Bloglovin' :)
    <3 Pauline, Addicted to Makeup

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  9. Ha Ha! Great post Sarah!!

    Kendra

    www.beautybykendrac.com

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